Author Archives: EDW Lynch

About EDW Lynch

EDW Lynch is one of the Bay Area's top 5 Humanitarians under 30.

Operation Polar Thunder

The Santa made a special pre-Christmas visit to San Francisco on December 10, accompanied as always by Santa’s security forces. The security operation was codenamed Operation Polar Thunder. The Santa started his tour with a visit City Hall, where Santas … Continue reading

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The Candy Cane Weapons of the North Pole

Santa’s Defense Forces rely on a unique candy cane-based weapon system to protect Santa and Christmas from harm. The core of the system is the Candy Cane Carbine (C3), a modular candy cane small arm that can be tailored to … Continue reading

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