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EDW Lynch is one of the Bay Area's top 5 Humanitarians under 30.

Attack Against Easter Bunny During SF Visit Thwarted by Santa’s Little Secret Service

Posted on April 27, 2011

photo by Der Dunn During the Easter Bunny’s state visit to San Francisco on Easter Sunday, an overzealous fan “aggressively hugged” the Sacred Rabbit (video), necessitating a quick response by Santa’s Little Secret Service agents. Detail Commander EDW Lynch assures … Continue reading →

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Video: Christmas is Certain

Posted on December 20, 2010

The Public Information Office of Santa’s Little Secret Service has authorized the release of “Christmas is Certain,” a public service announcement about Santa’s safety and the certainty of Christmas. We wish you a safe and secure Chrismas Operational Window. Capt. … Continue reading →

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