Santa’s LIST

Santacon 2010
Photo by Zachary Lara
A subdirectorate of the Bureau of Special Christmas Operations, Santa’s Little Intelligence Support Team (LIST) maintains the top secret Naughty/Nice list for Santa.  The N/N List contains comprehensive behavioral data on all the little boys and girls.  LIST gathers this data through classified surveillance methods and reports the findings to the Christmas Operations Directorate. Complex algorithms, and increasingly, advanced artificial intelligence parse the data and determine the subject’s naughty or nice status. This information is passed on to the Office of Gift Management and directly affects Santa’s gifting choices. LIST Agents also undertake interviews with subjects on the N/N List and assist them with the appeals process, which can take up to 24 months.

If you or someone you know has been naughty, contact info AT santaslittlesecretservice.org