Category Archives: Message to the Public

The Candy Cane Weapons of the North Pole

Posted on December 6, 2011 by

Santa’s Defense Forces rely on a unique candy cane-based weapon system to protect Santa and Christmas from harm. The core of the system is the Candy Cane Carbine (C3), a modular candy cane small arm that can be tailored to … Continue reading →

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Video: Christmas is Certain

Posted on December 20, 2010 by

The Public Information Office of Santa’s Little Secret Service has authorized the release of “Christmas is Certain,” a public service announcement about Santa’s safety and the certainty of Christmas. We wish you a safe and secure Chrismas Operational Window. Capt. … Continue reading →

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