Category Archives: Diplomatic Deployments

Attack Against Easter Bunny During SF Visit Thwarted by Santa’s Little Secret Service

photo by Der Dunn During the Easter Bunny’s state visit to San Francisco on Easter Sunday, an overzealous fan “aggressively hugged” the Sacred Rabbit (video), necessitating a quick response by Santa’s Little Secret Service agents. Detail Commander EDW Lynch assures … Continue reading

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Diplomatic Mission: Operation Enduring Cottontail

Upon special request by the Office of the Santa, the protective mission of Santa’s Little Secret Service extends to other Pagan-Christian holiday VIPs. Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have maintained close diplomatic relations ever since the Constantinople Incident of … Continue reading

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