Category Archives: Message to the Public

Rumors of Elaborate Security Task Force at Santacon 2010

Photo cc Zachary Lara SAN FRANCISCO–The Office of the Santa has not yet officially responded to reports that the North Pole deployed a large combined military and elfish security task force at Saturday’s San Francisco Santacon. However, officials in Santa’s … Continue reading

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North Pole Acknowledges Troop Deployment in SF

The Office of the Santa has confirmed that a combined force including the elite 12th Nutcracker Regiment as well as unspecified special forces units were deployed on December 12th in San Francisco as part of this year’s Santacon. The deployment … Continue reading

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