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Video: Christmas is Certain

The Public Information Office of Santa’s Little Secret Service has authorized the release of “Christmas is Certain,” a public service announcement about Santa’s safety and the certainty of Christmas. We wish you a safe and secure Chrismas Operational Window. Capt. … Continue reading

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Diplomatic Mission: Operation Enduring Cottontail

Upon special request by the Office of the Santa, the protective mission of Santa’s Little Secret Service extends to other Pagan-Christian holiday VIPs. Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have maintained close diplomatic relations ever since the Constantinople Incident of … Continue reading

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